Ha, this is good for a laugh! Funny how the youthful mind thinks.
These are reported to have been taken from recent GCSE essays when 15 year old boys and girls were allowed to play with all the words and grammar in their newly acquired toolboxes. With hilarious and wonderful results..
His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a tumble dryer.
The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly like a bowling ball wouldn’t.
McMurphy fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a paper bag filled with vegetable soup.
Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot oil.
The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the full stop after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
The thunder was ominous sounding…
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